GOOD

No more Meghan Markle. She is fake and has a wicked agenda.

So you are sitting on your thumbs causing your eyeballs to roll around in your skull like a pin ball machine which is leading to you tippy toe dancing across a room in your sissy favorite tutut singing in your tiny tim voice How often were you porked to have cause this Now your walking like a well broke in worn out cowboy WHOA

Royal aides have advised the couple to have their reception at Bubba's House of Chitlins.